A Student of History

September 21, 2007

New wines introduced by Wal-mart

Filed under: Uncategorized — John Maass @ 7:24 am

Wal-Mart, the world’s largest retail chain, is teaming up with the E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce (more) cheap wine. The price: $6-$8. But wine experts caution that “the right name is an important factor.” Suggestions abound including 15 possible names for Wal-Mart wine:

    15. Box O’Grapes
    14. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
    13. White Trashfindel
    12. Big Red Gulp
    11. Grape Expectations
    10. Domaine Wal-Mart “Merde du Pays”
    9. NASCARbernet
    8. Chef Boyardeaux
    7. Peanut Noir
    6. Blue Light Special Nun
    5. Chateau des Moines
    4. Martha Stewart’s Sour Grapes
    3. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Vinegar!
    2. World Championship Wriesling
    And the number one suggestion for the discount brand:1. Nasti Spumante
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